Don't let the books fool you, the team we all lovingly know as Rangers entered the fray only as recently as 2012. Bless their hearts, they take to the field at the rather appropriately mundane named Ibrox Stadium located in Scotland. Achievement in itself, isn't it?
Let's have a natter about their value, shall we? I mean, in this world dominated by billionaires and their absurd valuations, how could we not? The playing squad is touted to have a total market value of around a glamorous £63m. My source you ask? Transfermarkt, who else? (Don't trust me? Follow the white rabbit).
Ever wonder the magic number for them in terms of players? Well, it's a healthy 32. Bless them, juggling all that talent, must be a tight squeeze on the team bus. And the average age? Unlike fine wine, which only improves with age, the average age of this strapping squad is a mere 24 years.
And for those keeping score, our dear rangers have so far been seen gallivanting in 5 competitions this season. Oh yes, like overachieving high school kids, they're everywhere; Premiership (snagged the 2nd place, better luck next time gents), League Cup (made it to the Final, oh so close), Scottish Cup (got tossed in the Fifth Round), Champions League Qualifiers (a humble 3rd in qualification) and the Europa League (proudly clawing their way to Last 16).