Cue the trumpets, here we have the Rangers, a team that came squealing into existence in 2012. Their hallowed ground? Ibrox Stadium in our very own Scotland. Not so legendary yet, lads.
Now, let's talk money, because we all know that's what football's really about these days. According to the accountants at Transfermarkt, the Rangers have a total squad value that hovers around the £98m mark. Bravo. That will buy quite a few bog rolls.
Speaking of squad, there's a total of 29 strapping lads running around the pitch for Rangers, with an average age of 24. Younger side of life, eh? Bet they're enjoying their time in the limelight while they can.
This season, the Rangers have managed to find themselves scrabbling around in three competitions, the grand height of accomplishment so far being: staying afloat at 6th place in the Premiership, clawing their way to the Quarter-Finals in the League Cup, and managing to keep the dream alive (just about) in the Champions League Qualifiers. Aside from a few decent runs, it's hardly the stuff of legend, is it?