There sits a football team known as Rangers, birthed fresh-faced and new into the world back in 2012, and opting to pitch up at the ever-so-humble abode of Ibrox Stadium. Aptly located in Scotland, naturally, because where else would this delightful romp through Scottish football take us?
Reports suggest that the grand total market value of this firm-footed squad of 32 is in the stomping region of about £62m, courtesy of information gleaned the hard way, tireless click after click, from Transfermarkt. No easy sum, won't say it's not, but let's just call it a nice round number, easier on the arithmetic.
Every last one of the resonantly youthful 32 players spends their pre-match lining up the Geritol, who chock up an average age of 24. Babies, they are. Credit where it's due, it's an achievement - not that anyone's handing out medals for dodgeball played in the fountain of youth.
This season, they've found their rutters guiding them headlong into two competitions. And oh, what a joyous lineup it is: the ever nutritious Premiership and the Champions League Qualifiers, where they've mumble mumbled their way to the 2nd Qualifier spot. Hold the ticker tape parade.
