Ah, Zander Hutton. Ring any bells? No? Enchantingly born on the convivial day of 31 July 2006, this robust young bloke of 19 already carries the pride of Scotland (for some). To those, drearily out of the loop, Hutton favours grace on the astroturf as a defender, specifically flaunting his boots for Rangers at right back. Certainly, anyone seeking potentially transformative insight about Hutton must, of course, be curious about his height. Well, rest assured you curious cats, our man stands proud at 1.78 meters high, that's an easily relatable 5ft 10in for those refusing to conform to the metric system.
Now, before we get tangled in the weeds of the tempestuous and gripping narrative of his career, (and I am compelled to indulge you all in the glorious details), one must observe that our Mr Hutton tips the scales at a lean, mean, fighting weight of 69 kilograms. Or, for those of the old school, coat and tie that's 10st 12lb. We wouldn't want to gloss over his prized possession, either; the coveted, the cherished, the bracingly elite No. 63 jersey. Ah, the sheer verbosity of that number! Judging by those two earth-shattering digits, his up-and-coming nature is more exposed than an English forward in the Glasgow rain.
Zander graced the Celtic green from a tender age, making a name for himself not in the illustrious 'Old firm' pre 2013 merry-go-round era, but in the years that followed. But alas, he's now found on the other side of the great divide.