Well, let me introduce you to the young chap known as Zander Hutton, born 31 July 2006 amidst the grey skies and rolling hills of our beloved Scotland. He's an innocent wee lad of 18 years, though one might question his choices. You see, Zander's gone and decided to pledge his loyalties to 'them' - Rangers, to spell it out. Forgive my lack of enthusiasm, this isn't easy for me to write about.
A defender by trade, our man Hutton primarily gallivants about the pitch as a right back. Not the most glamorous of positions, some might say, but there’s no accounting for taste. Adorned in the number 63 jersey, he presumably has dreams of stopping the rivalling forwards in their tracks. Some might argue there’s a hundred other ways to enjoy a football career, but who are we to judge?