Let's talk about dear young Mikey Moore, born on a typical British summer's day, August 11, 2007. An English lad whose chosen stomping ground is as a forward, skulking about predominantly on the left wing for none other than the Rangers. Lithe and swift, he stands at a fairly average 5ft 10in (1.8m). At 11st 11lb (75kg), he's managed to avoid the post-puberty weight woes that befall so many of us - bless his heart.
His prowess has landed him the number 47 jersey. Daring choice for a youngster, but who are we to judge? According to the aficionados over at Transfermarkt, his current market value is an enviable £14m. Not too shabby for an 18-year-old, wouldn't you agree?
Now, if we amble down memory lane, we can recall that in July 2022, Tottenham Hotspur - yes, that Tottenham - beckoned our lad Moore. During his debut season of 2023 - 2024, he made a roaring... two, yes, just two, first team appearances in league matches. But wait, the following season saw a flurry of activity as Moore took to the pitch for a grand total of ten, yes, ten, occasions. Breath-taking, isn't it?
And then, in August 2025, Moore jumped ship to Rangers. It was a loan deal, of course, because moving north of the border permanently just wouldn't be cricket, now would it? Don't let a lack of ambition get you down. During the current season of 2025 - 2026, our brave adventurer has made 24 first team appearances, and managed to knock in a whole five goals. There's a lad.
Oh, but that's not all. He's, heaven praise him, played in the League Cup - twice as a starter, and once as a sub. Two substitute appearances in the Scottish Cup followed, along with a thrilling one substitute appearance in the Champions League Qualifiers, and an exhilarating commitment to the Europa League with three starts and four substitute appearances. A true testament to the art of the game. Utterly inspiring.
