Expect no fanfare for the prodigiously average Mason Munn, a wee lad with a birthdate falling on the last day of the third month of 2006. At an age when most of us were fretting over hormones and GCSEs, this Northern Irish prodigy decided to take up residency in a different type of box - a goal box, no less. He took up this almost noble calling at the relatively tender age of 18. Choosing to ply his trade at Rangers, he finds himself huddled in the lofty heights of 6ft 3in (or, if you're a fan of the Napoleonic system, 1.91m). Tipping the scales at 12st 1lb (that's 77kg for the metrically minded), he's a somewhat lanky specimen who enjoys the dubious pleasure of donning the number 54 jersey.
The Scottish Cup 2024 - 2025 season saw a watershed moment in young Munn's career. Rather astoundingly, he was allowed to start a game for Rangers. Makes one wonder if their regular keeper was down with the flu or caught up in a particularly engaging episode of Coronation Street. Alas, his performance record during his stint at Rangers has not been made available; potentially a commendable act of mercy from whomever keeps these statistics. After all, there are some truths so depressingly mediocre, they're best kept shielded from the public's unassuming gaze.
